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Sad Spider And Majestic Bug T-Shirt

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This spider has too many legs but I assure you it's a spider. He's not even proud of having so many lovely legs filled with soft fuzz. He's sad. Why? Who knows?!? Maybe it's the usual self esteem issues, relationship problems, money (flies) matters, problems at work (on the web), worries about getting eaten, etc.

But maybe staring at this GORGEOUS bug next to him is getting him down because rather than celebrate her beauty and being happy for her, he's comparing himself to her. "I have no wings!" "I can't fly!" "I have no color" "I have too many legs!" "I have no antennae!" "I'm not as graceful on two legs as her!" Well Sad Spider... You must remember that "Comparison is the thief of joy." So knock it off! Start celebrating that you were drawn and made it onto this shirt and onto someone's CHEST!

I think Sad Spider got the message. He seems to be doing better now. I think gratitude for his existence and for having a friend like Majestic Bug who will always be by his side has done the trick in eliminating his deep blues. As you can see, they're constantly talking to each other! So they're both ready now to be in your closet or drawer and to wait for their days when they're lucky enough to be chosen to accompany you as you ignite and fire off into the day/night.

Makes a great gift for bug lovers, farmers, artists, dancers, gardeners, beekeepers, forest rangers, computer programers, biology teachers, actors, pilots, therapists and bird watchers.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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