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Smoked Fish T-Shirt

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Do you like your fish smoked? Well, do you know how they get smoked? This shirt offers a clue!

Actually, it originally started out as a comic. The fish on the left says, "I hear the humans want to come in and clean up all the plastic around here." And then the fish on the right replies, "Oh great. Now we're gonna have to go back livin' like our great grandparents did."

While this shirt is certainly no celebration of smoking or of fish developing a stinky, unhealthy and expensive, nicotine addiction, it is a celebration of such an unexpected, fun and surreal image! Imagine if you were sitting by the lake or hanging out on the pier and you spotted two fish gently bobbing up and down in the water with cigarettes in their mouths! Now THAT would be something to see! And so you can! With this shirt!

And seeing fish with nicotine patches or chewing nicotine gum wouldn't be as fun. Let's just say this shirt is of two fish just before they wise up and quit!

Are you curious how they lit the cigs or how they keep them burning being surrounded by water and having such wet lips? I am too!

Makes a great gift for former smokers, sport fishers, aquarium owners, animal trainers, circus workers, fish eaters, beach goers, artists, comic book fans and chefs.

From an original drawing by b. Mossman.

Remember: No Smoking! Fish too!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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