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Flowers Are Slow Fireworks T-Shirt

157,00 DKK
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Time is relative! Let everyone know! Flowers are slow fireworks! Right?!? Both shoot up and explode with patterns and colors! With today's technology you can even prove it! Set up your time-lapse app on a seed and let it film for a few weeks as the plant grows and the flower emerges from the bud. Then, on the next fireworks holiday, use your slo-mo app to film a firework and slow it down to match the length of the flower sped up! They're equal! Hence, flowers are slow fireworks! You could also add sound effects to your sped up flowers video so they appear and sound to be real fireworks and you can slow down your fireworks video slow enough so that their rise and explosion take weeks. Bring pajamas, a toilet and a chef to that viewing as you'll be in front of the screen for half a season! But what a better show than one firework that takes weeks to rise into the sky and explode. You'll be a new person after viewing that episode! But if you don't have time for such life altering ventures, you can have this design to take you into the evening while you step lightly through your garden during a misty dusk. Or while marching through the busy city at noon! Makes a great gift for flower lovers, florists, plant nursery employees, horticulturists, herbalists, and lovers of fireworks and celebratory holidays utilizing pyrotechnics. From an original b. Mossman drawing.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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